Enemy Obituaries (Unisex Tee) - Ships Free
Enemy Obituaries (Unisex Tee) - Ships Free
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This tee doesn’t whisper “don’t mess with me” - it growls it with bloodied knuckles and zero regrets.
For the ones who keep the receipts, hold the grudges, and look good doing it, this one's your new uniform. Featuring a scraped-up, battle-tested baddie with that thousand-yard stare that says: You started it. I’ll finish it. This is for those who don’t just survive... they plan the sequel.
Soft AF cotton meets hard femme energy. Perfect for plotting, ghosting, and slow-burning your villain arc.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product’s made just for you, starting the moment you smash that buy button... which means it takes a little longer to slide into your hands. Add about 3–4 days for us to print and let the ink dry on top of the usual shipping estimate. We do things on demand because we’re not about that overproduction life; mass manufacturing is cringe, and the planet’s already full of stuff no one asked for. So, thanks for making a smart (and lowkey iconic) choice.
Returns Info:
We’re a small (but spicy) operation doing our damn best to make merch you’ll obsess over. Every order genuinely means the world to us. That said, due to increasing return scams, abuse, and general shadiness, all sales are final. We don’t do returns or refunds except for the rare case your physical item shows up defective.Once your order leaves the lair, it’s in the hands of the shipping gods (aka the carrier). We can’t control what happens on the road - so if it gets lost, stolen, or shows up looking like it survived a bar fight, that’s on them. To keep your stuff safe, we highly recommend adding shipping insurance at checkout. In fact, for physical items (not digital downloads), we may auto-add it to save you the stress - but you’re free to remove it if you’re feeling lucky.
By buying our stuff, you're also buying into the deal: you agree to our Return/Refund Policy, Terms of Service, and Shipping Policy. Give ‘em a read — they’ve got all the fine print, exceptions, and whatnot.
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