Need an Alibi (Glossy Mug) - Ships Free!
Need an Alibi (Glossy Mug) - Ships Free!
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"I Don’t Need Closure, I Need an Alibi" - because sometimes, it’s not about moving on, it’s about making sure no one can prove you did it.
This mug features a sweet-looking girl with a knife and a grin that screams “I’ll take care of it”—because who needs emotional closure when you’ve got a solid alibi?
It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China printed in USA
This product’s made just for you, starting the moment you smash that buy button... which means it takes a little longer to slide into your hands. Add about 3–4 days for us to print and let the ink dry on top of the usual shipping estimate. We do things on demand because we’re not about that overproduction life; mass manufacturing is cringe, and the planet’s already full of stuff no one asked for. So, thanks for making a smart (and lowkey iconic) choice.
Returns Info:
We’re a small (but spicy) operation doing our damn best to make merch you’ll obsess over. Every order genuinely means the world to us. That said, due to increasing return scams, abuse, and general shadiness, all sales are final. We don’t do returns or refunds except for the rare case your physical item shows up defective.Once your order leaves the lair, it’s in the hands of the shipping gods (aka the carrier). We can’t control what happens on the road - so if it gets lost, stolen, or shows up looking like it survived a bar fight, that’s on them. To keep your stuff safe, we highly recommend adding shipping insurance at checkout. In fact, for physical items (not digital downloads), we may auto-add it to save you the stress - but you’re free to remove it if you’re feeling lucky.
By buying our stuff, you're also buying into the deal: you agree to our Return/Refund Policy, Terms of Service, and Shipping Policy. Give ‘em a read — they’ve got all the fine print, exceptions, and whatnot.
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