Shank You! (Unisex Tee) - Ships Free
Shank You! (Unisex Tee) - Ships Free
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Because sometimes the sweetest faces hide the sharpest intentions. Perfect for when you want to look adorable, but make it crystal clear that crossing you could lead to serious consequences.
For the sweet-but-savage crowd, this shirt is a fun way to remind the world that appearances can be deceiving—and sometimes, those cuddly vibes hide a deadly edge.
• 100% cotton
• (Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (thicker/more durable than most 4.0 oz/ fabric!)
• Taped neck and shoulders for maximum comfort
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Designed and Printed in the USA, blank t-shirts sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico (with occasional exceptions based on volume and printer availability).
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you; typically, add 3-4 days print time to your estimated shipping delivery days. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and deviantly deviates from the current global epidemic of too much waste, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
Returns Info:
We’re a small (but spicy) operation doing our damn best to make merch you’ll obsess over. Every order genuinely means the world to us. That said, due to increasing return scams, abuse, and general shadiness, all sales are final. We don’t do returns or refunds except for the rare case your physical item shows up defective.Once your order leaves the lair, it’s in the hands of the shipping gods (aka the carrier). We can’t control what happens on the road - so if it gets lost, stolen, or shows up looking like it survived a bar fight, that’s on them. To keep your stuff safe, we highly recommend adding shipping insurance at checkout. In fact, for physical items (not digital downloads), we may auto-add it to save you the stress - but you’re free to remove it if you’re feeling lucky.
By buying our stuff, you're also buying into the deal: you agree to our Return/Refund Policy, Terms of Service, and Shipping Policy. Give ‘em a read — they’ve got all the fine print, exceptions, and whatnot.
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