Some people run on hopes and dreams. You? You're fueled by caffeine, chaos, and just enough malice to keep things interesting.
Meet your new emotional support system: this slightly unhinged jackal who gets it. Cute but absolutely feral, this graphic tee perfectly captures the vibe of staying upright through questionable decisions and third-hand espresso shots. Whether you're doomscrolling at 3AM or fake-smiling through your villain era, this shirt is built for the life you're thriving (surviving?) in.
• 100% cotton (Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester) • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product’s made just for you, starting the moment you smash that buy button... which means it takes a little longer to slide into your hands. Add about 3–4 days for us to print and let the ink dry on top of the usual shipping estimate. We do things on demand because we’re not about that overproduction life; mass manufacturing is cringe, and the planet’s already full of stuff no one asked for. So, thanks for making a smart (and lowkey iconic) choice.
Returns Info:
We’re a small (but spicy) operation doing our damn best to make merch you’ll obsess over. Every order genuinely means the world to us. That said, due to increasing return scams, abuse, and general shadiness, all sales are final. We don’t do returns or refunds except for the rare case your physical item shows up defective.
Once your order leaves the lair, it’s in the hands of the shipping gods (aka the carrier). We can’t control what happens on the road - so if it gets lost, stolen, or shows up looking like it survived a bar fight, that’s on them. To keep your stuff safe, we highly recommend adding shipping insurance at checkout. In fact, for physical items (not digital downloads), we may auto-add it to save you the stress - but you’re free to remove it if you’re feeling lucky.
By buying our stuff, you're also buying into the deal: you agree to our Return/Refund Policy, Terms of Service, and Shipping Policy. Give ‘em a read — they’ve got all the fine print, exceptions, and whatnot.
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