Viking Bleed As Brothers (Unisex Tee) Ships Free!
Viking Bleed As Brothers (Unisex Tee) Ships Free!
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This tee isn’t here to make friends—it’s here to make statements. Featuring a crouched Viking, axe locked and loaded, this design is for the ones who don’t start fights, but always finish them.
“Stand with me, and we bleed as brothers.
Stand against me, and bleed alone.”
Translation? Loyalty is earned. Betrayal is fatal.
Made for battle-ready bros who don’t do fake vibes, trust falls, or second chances. Whether you're lifting iron, throwing axes, or just silently judging weak sauce energy—this shirt says it all so you don’t have to.
Choose wisely. Or don’t. The axe doesn’t care.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you; typically, add 3-4 days print time to your estimated shipping delivery days. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and deviantly deviates from the current global epidemic of too much waste, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
Returns Info:
We’re a small (but spicy) operation doing our damn best to make merch you’ll obsess over. Every order genuinely means the world to us. That said, due to increasing return scams, abuse, and general shadiness, all sales are final. We don’t do returns or refunds except for the rare case your physical item shows up defective.Once your order leaves the lair, it’s in the hands of the shipping gods (aka the carrier). We can’t control what happens on the road - so if it gets lost, stolen, or shows up looking like it survived a bar fight, that’s on them. To keep your stuff safe, we highly recommend adding shipping insurance at checkout. In fact, for physical items (not digital downloads), we may auto-add it to save you the stress - but you’re free to remove it if you’re feeling lucky.
By buying our stuff, you're also buying into the deal: you agree to our Return/Refund Policy, Terms of Service, and Shipping Policy. Give ‘em a read — they’ve got all the fine print, exceptions, and whatnot.
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